Guards Vs Insanity Editions 3, 4 & 5
You might have noticed we've re-branded and slightly changed our name from Guards Against Insanity to Guards Vs Insanity. Don't worry, it's exactly the same horrible content as before. We just got into a bit of legal hot water and had to have a change.
Guards Vs Insanity is a brutal fill-in-the-blanks party game for sick and twisted individuals, unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Guards Vs Insanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends!
It is a simple and fun party game. Each round, one player asks a question from a blue card, and everyone else answers with their funniest white card.
- Contains Vs Against Insanity Editions 3, 4 & 5
- Consists of 336 cards (270 White cards and 66 Black cards)
- Guards Vs Insanity is only for people who enjoy going dark
- Must be 17+ as contains naughty content
ADULT HUMOUR: Guards Vs Insanity contains sexually explicit material. So, if you or your friends are easily offended, this probably isn't the right product for you.
What Is Guards Vs Insanity?
Guards Vs Insanity is a party game in which players complete fill-in-the-blank statements using words or phrases typically deemed as offensive, risqué, or politically incorrect printed on playing cards.
How to Play Guards Vs Insanity?
To start the game, each player draws ten white cards.
The person who most recently "pooped" (a form of primitive randomization) begins as the "Card Czar" (or "Card Tsar") and plays a blue card, face up. The Card Czar then reads the question or fill-in-the-blanks phrase on the black card out loud.
The other players answer the question or fill in the blanks by each passing one white card (or however many required by the blue card), face down, to the Card Czar. Full details can be found here...
Guards Vs Insanity Edition 1
- Guards Vs Insanity Edition 2
- Guards Vs Insanity Edition 3
- Guards Vs Insanity Edition 4
- Guards Vs Insanity Edition 5
- Guards Vs Insanity Edition Editions 1, 2
- Guards Vs Insanity Edition Ultimate Pack Includes Editions 1, 2, 3, 4 & 5
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- Confessions: The game of secrets & lies
- Confessions Bachelor Party: A fun party card game for Stag Do parties
- Confessions Bachelorette Party: A fun party card game for Hen Do parties
- Obscenity: A Shameless Adult Party Card Game
- Profanity: an Adult party card game for smutty people
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Q: What is Guards Against Insanity?
A: Guards Against Insanity is an unofficial naughty third-party expansion for Cards Against Humanity. It is a simple and fun party game. Learn more about Guards Against Insanity here...
Q: What is Confessions Game?
A: Confessions is probably the most awkward game you will ever play with your friends. Confessions allows you to discover your friends’ most intimate secrets and their most embarrassing stories. Learn more about Confessions here...
Q: What Is Obscenity Game?
A: Obscenity is a shameless adult party game where you play in teams against the clock to describe or act out as many dirty phrases as you can without repeating any of the words on the cards. It's a simple, fast-paced game which will make you laugh so hard it's quite possible a little bit of wee will come out.
Q: What Is Profanity Game?
A: Profanity is an adult party card game for smutty people. If you enjoy reading some of the really messed up stuff on Urban Dictionary, this is the game for you... That's because you're going to be creating your own deeply disturbing phrases and giving everyone a glimpse inside that warped mind of yours.
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Guards Against Insanity
Take a look at Kaitlin playing Guards Against Insanity with her roommates for the first time.
Confessions: The Game of Secrets & Lies
Confessions game night at David's place which was a night to remember!
Obscenity - A Shameless Adult Party Card Game
Another video filmed by Kaitlin and her roommates playing Obscenity game. We hope you enjoy!
Profanity - A Card Game For Smutty People
Finally, our latest game Profanity. This was also recorded on one of our many game nights at David's place.