Guards Against Insanity Collection Pack is an unofficial naughty third-party expansion for Cards Against Humanity
If you have a dark sense of humor and occasionally find Cards Against Humanity a little too tame, this is the naughty third-party expansion you've been waiting for. Guards Against Insanity takes the Cards Against Humanity experience to a darker, more uncomfortable place.
- Contains Guards Against Insanity Editions 1, 2, 3, 4 & 5
- Includes 560 cards (440 White cards & 120 Black cards)
- Guards Against Insanity is only for people who enjoy going dark
- Must be 17+ as contains naughty content
- From the makers of 'Guards Against Insanity, Confessions, Obscenity & Profanity' the brutal drinking card games.
ADULT HUMOUR: Guards Against Insanity contains sexually explicit material. So, if you or your friends are easily offended, this probably isn't the right product for you. Guards Against Insanity expansions can be played as a stand-alone game, however, it's more fun when combined with Cards Against Humanity.
- Guards Against Insanity Edition 1
- Guards Against Insanity Edition 2
- Guards Against Insanity Edition 3
- Guards Against Insanity Edition 4
- Guards Against Insanity Edition 5
- Guards Against Insanity Editions 1 & 2
- Guards Against Insanity Editions 3,4 & 5
- Confessions: The game of secrets & lies
- Confessions Bachelor Party: A fun party card game for Stag Do parties
- Confessions Bachelorette Party: A fun party card game for Hen Do parties
- Obscenity: A Shameless Adult Party Card Game
- Profanity: an Adult party card game for smutty people
WHAT IS GUARDS AGAINST INSANITY?
Guards Against Insanity is an unofficial naughty third-party expansion for Cards Against Humanity. It is a simple and fun party game. Guards Against Insanity is a party game in which players complete fill-in-the-blank statements using words or phrases typically deemed as offensive, risqué or politically incorrect printed on playing cards.
HOW TO PLAY GUARDS AGAINST INSANITY?
To start the game, each player draws ten white cards.
The person who most recently "pooped" (a form of primitive randomization) begins as the "Card Czar" (or "Card Tsar") and plays a black card, face up. The Card Czar then reads the question or fill-in-the-blanks phrase on the black card out loud.
The other players answer the question or fill in the blanks by each passing one white card (or however many required by the black card), face down, to the Card Czar.
The Card Czar shuffles all of the answers and shares each card combination with the group. For full effect, the Card Czar should usually re-read the black card before presenting each answer.
The Card Czar then picks the funniest play, and whoever submitted it gets one "Awesome Point". After the round, a new player becomes the Card Czar, and everyone draws back up to 10 white cards. To learn more visit their Wikipedia page here.
Cards Against Humanity is a trademark of Cards Against Humanity LLC and is completely unaffiliated with Guards Against Insanity.
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Q: What is Guards Against Insanity?
A: Guards Against Insanity is an unofficial naughty third-party expansion for Cards Against Humanity. It is a simple and fun party game. Learn more about Guards Against Insanity here...
Q: What is Confessions Game?
A: Confessions is probably the most awkward game you will ever play with your friends. Confessions allows you to discover your friends’ most intimate secrets and their most embarrassing stories. Learn more about Confessions here...
Q: What Is Obscenity Game?
A: Obscenity is a shameless adult party game where you play in teams against the clock to describe or act out as many dirty phrases as you can without repeating any of the words on the cards. It's a simple, fast-paced game which will make you laugh so hard it's quite possible a little bit of wee will come out.
Q: What Is Profanity Game?
A: Profanity is an adult party card game for smutty people. If you enjoy reading some of the really messed up stuff on Urban Dictionary, this is the game for you... That's because you're going to be creating your own deeply disturbing phrases and giving everyone a glimpse inside that warped mind of yours.
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Guards Against Insanity
Take a look at Kaitlin playing Guards Against Insanity with her roommates for the first time.
Confessions: The Game of Secrets & Lies
Confessions game night at David's place which was a night to remember!
Obscenity - A Shameless Adult Party Card Game
Another video filmed by Kaitlin and her roommates playing Obscenity game. We hope you enjoy!
Profanity - A Card Game For Smutty People
Finally, our latest game Profanity. This was also recorded on one of our many game nights at David's place.